1. There are lots of ways to kill a tree. Stapling things to it isn't really one of them. The only way you could do it by attacking the trunk is by "girdling" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girdling) the tree. I'm sure that all the posters are an eyesore and a nuisance, and I'm sure the paper could be put to better use, but, really, the trees are going to be just fine.
2. The way the OP's texts were responded to sound an awful lot like a bot. I'm not sure of this, obviously, but it's a theory that's corroborated by the unwillingness of the business to disclose "who handles their texting". This may not be true, but if it is, the whole texted conversation is a lot funnier.
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Date: 2012-05-18 01:08 pm (UTC)2. The way the OP's texts were responded to sound an awful lot like a bot. I'm not sure of this, obviously, but it's a theory that's corroborated by the unwillingness of the business to disclose "who handles their texting". This may not be true, but if it is, the whole texted conversation is a lot funnier.